If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
07.06.2025 11:13
If you try to have sex with your dog, you will likely end up with a chewed chipolata (I hope you weren't considering non consensual sex, that would be cruel). If you are going to boff a cheeseburger make sure you let it cool down first. If you insist on marrying strange objects the ER staff are going to need to take it in turns to leave the room to avoid laughing in your face. Oh and if you do marry a cheese burger make sure to mark down which one it is. You can eat out your spouse, but I am pretty sure that it is illegal to eat your spouse.
Honestly I think you may struggle with your life if you can't tell the difference between an inanimate object, an animal of a different species and another human being.