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09.06.2025 01:32

Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
No, not a chance
Then came..
Next, they tried...
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No way
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks